My wife began attending meetings recently to prepare for the school year. That last one took her away from home nearly all day. My son had a sit-down with Ronda about these meetings.
"Mom, why you have so many meetings*? Tell them you don't want to have so many meetings. At my four-year-old-school** we had 'meetings'...we did. We had 'meetings' about the Lego-toys."
Nobody likes a meeting where you get told how to act!
*as if two is a lot...well, they are meetings!
**big boy word for day-care...Ah, so many years ago!